Free: Central Park Hiking, Biking, Paddling & Fun

Ever wonder when you're gonna get around to that imagined life of socializing while enjoying the awesomely placed woodsy land of shady pond-heavy Central Park?  Maybe the word "free" will finally get "do something healthy" off your checklist this weekend, my too-busy little city-buttercups.

NYC Parks and ... Who cares but sounds cool magazine is having their 9th whatever.... Listen: it's in Central Park, free and starts at 11am-4pm at the 72nd/5th st entrance.  Get out and be happy you've socialized this weekend.  Maybe we'll finally loose that freshman 15 everyone talks about but we've not even noticed.  Does anyone know where I put my belt?!

Okay... Stay safe while battling the Central Park trees.  They have actually taken lives.  You did want adventure, right?

Stay Alert

Timmy Daniels