Well, no. But there should be. You should have an assignment to create "art" with five free items you find on Craig's list. And I bet... you'd get thousands for the effort.
In NYC there's something missing. What? Why I aughta.....!
Okay, there cranberry muffin, I'll walk it to you... it's okay... Yes: There's something missing. "What, pray tell, is it Timmy?"
First: Don't say "pray tell," it confuses me. Like soy milk. And cheese parties. Second: Yes, there is something missing and it's... space. People don't have much space around the city. So what happens when you have people all crammed into small spaces with no where to put things? You end up with free like-new sofas; I know that much. Not to mention the fact that you end up with free furniture across the board. I mean... have you even seen the free section of Craig's List?
Go ahead then. Have a look then:
Now... careful there skippy. If you see one of these:
Go ahead and catch your breath. They will just send you an exe file and tell you how cool the truck is if you just click on it. Um... I hear. I'd never be that stupid myself. I'm savvy. Like bread. Huh? I know what savvy means.
But, my little blueberry-butter pancakes, if you see this:
...Go ahead and pick up your new piano.
Problem is... where are you gonna put it? Think it through before you go get your free sofa.
Stay with me. For a while.
And, if you will...
Stay alert.
Timmy Daniels. "He's alright"
