Thursday, June 20, 2013

No Fare Street Fair

This Sunday down on 18th St there's a trifecta of food, fun, & technology.  All put on by Adorama electronics. Petting zoo (if you still get high, I know you're excited 'bout that), rides, blah blah something.

For free there are photography clinics (in the Adorama Technology Learning Center.  Learn how to shoot photos and videos from the experts and and check out the newest technology from the experts!  Get better at pictures so you can tell your sister to stop duck-lipping it in the bathroom with her iPhone (& toilet) in view.  Otherwise she won't marry off and you'll have to trade three goats to find a good family.  That's how marriage works, right?

Sunday 10am - 4pm
W. 18th st

"Stay Classy San Diego."
Oh wait... That's not it.

"Stay Alert."
There we go.

Timmy Daniels
Comedy Rockstar

Free: Central Park Hiking, Biking, Paddling & Fun

Ever wonder when you're gonna get around to that imagined life of socializing while enjoying the awesomely placed woodsy land of shady pond-heavy Central Park?  Maybe the word "free" will finally get "do something healthy" off your checklist this weekend, my too-busy little city-buttercups.

NYC Parks and ... Who cares but sounds cool magazine is having their 9th whatever.... Listen: it's in Central Park, free and starts at 11am-4pm at the 72nd/5th st entrance.  Get out and be happy you've socialized this weekend.  Maybe we'll finally loose that freshman 15 everyone talks about but we've not even noticed.  Does anyone know where I put my belt?!

Okay... Stay safe while battling the Central Park trees.  They have actually taken lives.  You did want adventure, right?

Stay Alert
Timmy Daniels