NYC Parks and Recreating Free Fun

Did you know that (according to the AMNY newspaper - June 5, 2013 issue) around 96% of NYC residents are within a 10 minute walk to a park?  If you did, come here: I would like to give you a Green Star and a healthy butt smack.  Way to go.  You win.

What's better than a park?  Well, a comedy show for one, but during the day?  First of all it's a cheaper workout than a $100/month gym membership.  And second of all, when's the last time you actually enjoyed the beauty of a park, like the majestic Central Park?  A while, eh?  That's what I thought.  Shame.  A shame upon the house of thee.

Okay.  No shame.  Just a touch of remorse.  I mean, seeing that 20% of the city is made of park, what are you doing exactly?  Walking around them?  (...20% According to: same newspaper, same bat-issue/bat-date).  Again: feel the shame.  Let it sink in... go ahead.

Now log out and go to the park.  After you leave a comment below about how wonderful it would be to donate to this site on the Help link above.  That poor comedian.  What's he do with himself?

Eh?  Can't hear you.  I'm not online.  I'm taking a free juggling class at the park.  It exists.  Like ghosts and Frankenberry Cereal.


The author of this post was Timmy Daniels.
He is a poor comedian living in NYC in a car.
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