I want a free tee-shirt!

You do, voice in my head?  Okay, give me just a half second here... Calculating algorithms... Searching the interwebs... Hey... I like saying the word "interwebs..." It's all fancy and makes me like uber-nerd, which is now "cool."  But not cool like a cup of cranberry juice, cool like maybe if I looked at a gnarly bike, I would think seriously about... taking a picture of it and posting it to my Facebook.  I'm edgy.  I want a tee-shit that says interwebs then...

Nailed it. Free interwebs tee shirt coming up!  

http://www.singlegrain.com/blog/free-single-grain-t-shirts/

Stay... Classy....

No, that's not it....

Stay Alert, Interwebs, stay alert...

Timmy Daniels

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