Satisfries: Free Alert!

Burger King fries are at a price proportionate to value: Free.  All weekend here on October 12 & 13.  Go get some, nerds!

Satisfried? CLICK IT like you MEAN IT

Timmy Daniels
He's been gone for a while.
Why?  Because this site will end up being a lot more automated and he's actually been working faster than a one-legged duck.  It's true.  One-Legged Ducks have jobs.  Saw one in a cubicle near 42nd.

Also: Do yourself a small solid: STAY ALERT.