My favorite band? The Rolling Stones. Cost of a ticket: Your actual arm... both legs and over $400. For General admission.
Source: No Kidding; click away
Also, there is a giant list below of multiple concerts and venues with bands of all genres. You know the penny that you didn't pick up on the subway plat? That would be overpaying. They are free.
Summer Stage - This New York City-based event will have over 100 free music, dance, film, comedy, family and theater programs in 17 parks across the five boroughs. It will go take place June 4–August 29, 2013
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Sunday, June 16, 2013
Free Fitness Classes
Mayor of NYC Michael Bloomberg is a total fitness nut (in a good way)! Did you know that he's raised the price of cigarettes to where residents actually have to pay up to $15 a pack? Or that he's currently fighting for legislation he sponsored which will limit the amount of sugary drinks you are allowed to purchase in New York?
Well... if you can't beat him (you can, but it'll cost ya) then join him. But... why pay when you can take fitness classes for free?
There are so many fitness and health classes for free in NYC that I will literally have to update and edit this list weekly, so I'm not quite sure how to take this monkey to the show... I guess I'll start with a list:
1. Cross Fit NYC on 28th Street:
To take the class, pick your time here: Cross Fit NYC
http://www.crossfitnyc.com/
44 W 28th St
2nd floor
Between Broadway and 6th Ave
212-684-2018
info@crossfitnyc.com
Stay Healthy
And Stay Alert
Timmy Daniels, Blogger, Comedian, Drinker. I mean: Health nut.
Well... if you can't beat him (you can, but it'll cost ya) then join him. But... why pay when you can take fitness classes for free?
There are so many fitness and health classes for free in NYC that I will literally have to update and edit this list weekly, so I'm not quite sure how to take this monkey to the show... I guess I'll start with a list:
1. Cross Fit NYC on 28th Street:
To take the class, pick your time here: Cross Fit NYC
http://www.crossfitnyc.com/
44 W 28th St
2nd floor
Between Broadway and 6th Ave
212-684-2018
info@crossfitnyc.com
Stay Healthy
And Stay Alert
Timmy Daniels, Blogger, Comedian, Drinker. I mean: Health nut.
Monday, June 10, 2013
Excited About the Superman Movie: Then pick up a free superman comicbook!
Just a quick note: This promotion is back on today, as seen in the AMNY Free Newspaper:
Hurry while supplies last:
Stay Super Alert,
Timmy Daniels
Saturday, June 8, 2013
NYC Parks and Recreating Free Fun
Did you know that (according to the AMNY newspaper - June 5, 2013 issue) around 96% of NYC residents are within a 10 minute walk to a park? If you did, come here: I would like to give you a Green Star and a healthy butt smack. Way to go. You win.
What's better than a park? Well, a comedy show for one, but during the day? First of all it's a cheaper workout than a $100/month gym membership. And second of all, when's the last time you actually enjoyed the beauty of a park, like the majestic Central Park? A while, eh? That's what I thought. Shame. A shame upon the house of thee.
Okay. No shame. Just a touch of remorse. I mean, seeing that 20% of the city is made of park, what are you doing exactly? Walking around them? (...20% According to: same newspaper, same bat-issue/bat-date). Again: feel the shame. Let it sink in... go ahead.
Now log out and go to the park. After you leave a comment below about how wonderful it would be to donate to this site on the Help link above. That poor comedian. What's he do with himself?
Eh? Can't hear you. I'm not online. I'm taking a free juggling class at the park. It exists. Like ghosts and Frankenberry Cereal.
The author of this post was Timmy Daniels.
He is a poor comedian living in NYC in a car.
Thanks to the NYC Public Library for offering free WiFi! Stay Open Later...
And to the readers: Stay Alert
Brought to you by: "I have no plan, planners." The best comics make it in comedy by using "I have no plan."
What's better than a park? Well, a comedy show for one, but during the day? First of all it's a cheaper workout than a $100/month gym membership. And second of all, when's the last time you actually enjoyed the beauty of a park, like the majestic Central Park? A while, eh? That's what I thought. Shame. A shame upon the house of thee.
Okay. No shame. Just a touch of remorse. I mean, seeing that 20% of the city is made of park, what are you doing exactly? Walking around them? (...20% According to: same newspaper, same bat-issue/bat-date). Again: feel the shame. Let it sink in... go ahead.
Now log out and go to the park. After you leave a comment below about how wonderful it would be to donate to this site on the Help link above. That poor comedian. What's he do with himself?
Eh? Can't hear you. I'm not online. I'm taking a free juggling class at the park. It exists. Like ghosts and Frankenberry Cereal.
The author of this post was Timmy Daniels.
He is a poor comedian living in NYC in a car.
Thanks to the NYC Public Library for offering free WiFi! Stay Open Later...
And to the readers: Stay Alert
Brought to you by: "I have no plan, planners." The best comics make it in comedy by using "I have no plan."
Friday, June 7, 2013
Free Doughnut Day!
Question:
A holiday began in 1938 when the Salvation Army wanted to honor the volunteers who passed out food to soldiers fighting on the front lines of WWI.
The food: A super nutritious doughnut. Or two. Now the holiday is: Dunkin' Donuts' / Krispy Kreme National Doughnut Day! Of course.
This June 7th, which if you are reading this... is today since that's when I set it to post... go get yourself a free doughnut. And then walk 25 miles to burn the calories.
Available:
Dunkin' Donuts (with any drink)
Krispy Kreme (completely free)
A holiday began in 1938 when the Salvation Army wanted to honor the volunteers who passed out food to soldiers fighting on the front lines of WWI.
The food: A super nutritious doughnut. Or two. Now the holiday is: Dunkin' Donuts' / Krispy Kreme National Doughnut Day! Of course.
This June 7th, which if you are reading this... is today since that's when I set it to post... go get yourself a free doughnut. And then walk 25 miles to burn the calories.
Available:
Dunkin' Donuts (with any drink)
Krispy Kreme (completely free)
Free Booze TODAY June 7th - 'Nuff Said
Do you want to find out how to get some free booze? Today? June 7th, 2013?
Sorry. I don't know how.
But this person does:
Free Well Drinks
Seems like a nice little carrotcake, this person.
Stay Alert my bunnies,
Timmy Daniels
Comedian
Sorry. I don't know how.
But this person does:
Free Well Drinks
Seems like a nice little carrotcake, this person.
Stay Alert my bunnies,
Timmy Daniels
Comedian
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
It's a Free World Order: The Art of Craig's List
There's an art called Craig's list?
Well, no. But there should be. You should have an assignment to create "art" with five free items you find on Craig's list. And I bet... you'd get thousands for the effort.
In NYC there's something missing. What? Why I aughta.....!
Okay, there cranberry muffin, I'll walk it to you... it's okay... Yes: There's something missing. "What, pray tell, is it Timmy?"
First: Don't say "pray tell," it confuses me. Like soy milk. And cheese parties. Second: Yes, there is something missing and it's... space. People don't have much space around the city. So what happens when you have people all crammed into small spaces with no where to put things? You end up with free like-new sofas; I know that much. Not to mention the fact that you end up with free furniture across the board. I mean... have you even seen the free section of Craig's List?
Go ahead then. Have a look then:
Now... careful there skippy. If you see one of these:
Well, no. But there should be. You should have an assignment to create "art" with five free items you find on Craig's list. And I bet... you'd get thousands for the effort.
In NYC there's something missing. What? Why I aughta.....!
Okay, there cranberry muffin, I'll walk it to you... it's okay... Yes: There's something missing. "What, pray tell, is it Timmy?"
First: Don't say "pray tell," it confuses me. Like soy milk. And cheese parties. Second: Yes, there is something missing and it's... space. People don't have much space around the city. So what happens when you have people all crammed into small spaces with no where to put things? You end up with free like-new sofas; I know that much. Not to mention the fact that you end up with free furniture across the board. I mean... have you even seen the free section of Craig's List?
Go ahead then. Have a look then:
Now... careful there skippy. If you see one of these:
Go ahead and catch your breath. They will just send you an exe file and tell you how cool the truck is if you just click on it. Um... I hear. I'd never be that stupid myself. I'm savvy. Like bread. Huh? I know what savvy means.
But, my little blueberry-butter pancakes, if you see this:
...Go ahead and pick up your new piano.
Problem is... where are you gonna put it? Think it through before you go get your free sofa.
Stay with me. For a while.
And, if you will...
Stay alert.
Timmy Daniels. "He's alright"
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