The Key to the City: Free Subway Rides Part III

Here's a way you could get Unlimited Subway rides... for years to come: Purchase the Key to the City.

What?  Are we talking about the Mayor coming by and... 

Nope.  He's too busy for you.  And you need to do something about that mess in the living room.  What I'm actually talking about here... is the key... that a few MTA workers (and a few lucky citizens who don't mind risking arrest) which will open the exit to any subway transit area to bypass the turnstiles.  I'd rehash the article about it, but you can pretty much read all about it here:  Magic Keys  Make sure not to tell them Timmy sent ya.  Especially if you end up in Rikers, you crazy fool.

Stay Alert and Stay Safe my cream filled cannoli puffs,

Timmy